Saturday, August 04, 2007

Surrender at All Costs

The Idiot Master has managed to obtain a copy of the following speech which is to be delivered during closed session at the Daily Kos convention, August, 2007.

(With apologies to Sir Winston Churchill.)


The Battle of the Interim Iraq Report is over. I expect that the Battle of the Petraeus Report is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of the Radical Left and our hope for political ascendancy. The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. Free People know that they will have to break us on this issue or lose the struggle. If we can stand up to them, all the world may be allowed to choose between the Radical Left and Islamo-Fascism. But if we fail, then the whole world, including all that we have known and cared for, will rise to new heights of bourgeois prosperity, made more dynamic, and perhaps more protracted, by the ingenuity, hard work and fundamental decency of the American People.

We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long weeks of struggle. You ask, what is our policy? I can say: It is to wage propaganda with all our might; to wage propaganda against the Bush-Cheney tyranny, never surpassed in the dark, lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy. You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word: It is surrender, surrender at all costs, surrender to terror, surrender despite progress on the ground, surrender, however close to victory the road may be.
Even though large tracts of Baghdad and many old and famous terrorist havens have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Coalition or Iraqi Security Forces, we shall still insist on defeat. We shall go on to the end, we shall surrender in the Mainstream Media, we shall surrender in the Halls of Congress, we shall surrender in the Academy, we shall surrender with growing confidence and growing strength on the Blogs. We shall surrender despite defections from treacherous Moderates and wavering Liberals.
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that, if the Radical Left and its Fantasy Ideology last for a thousand years, men will still say, "This was their lowest hour."

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